Pragmatic idealist

In
pursuit
of
perfection/
Perfect
on
paper/
Flawed
irl

pika pik?

  • juria: i like digimon
  • juria: cuz they talked
  • juria: made pokemon seem like retards
  • juria: PIKA-PIKA-PIKACHUUUU
  • kwokz: sloooooobrooooooo
  • juria: loooooooooool
  • juria: omg
  • juria: lol
  • juria: i wanted to
  • juria: crack up in class
  • juria: lol
  • juria: =/
cubone.

cubone.

I choose you, Chuck Norris!

I choose you, Chuck Norris!

wolfisthewolf:

Sup Hynas.

Cross out girl & put boy… and cross out breast size and put dick size

wolfisthewolf:

Sup Hynas.

Cross out girl & put boy… and cross out breast size and put dick size

Legit Pet Peeve.

recyclable:

I really can’t stand it when someone says “that’s so legit” or “it’s so legit”

That doesn’t even make sense…

too legit to quit

o soup honey

o soup honey

Glenn Howerton, I love you.. forevers.

Glenn Howerton, I love you.. forevers.

Dayman v. Nightman

Dayman v. Nightman

YEEEEES.

YEEEEES.

<3 charlie also

<3 charlie also

moar glenn pl0x moar glenn pl0x

coffeeandcancer:

You girls that go to UC Irvine should be ashamed.

oh i am shamed.

coffeeandcancer:

stephy-a:

kaylovee:
LOL.

oh god why.

DAMMIT, MIKE!  ;((  im bliiiiind

coffeeandcancer:

stephy-a:

kaylovee:

LOL.

oh god why.

DAMMIT, MIKE!  ;((  im bliiiiind

Mmm sexy man legs

  • juria: the sexy man in my class
  • juria: i want to get to know his strong male thighs
  • juria: ahhh
  • juria: so sexy
  • juria: sexy legs
  • lehurrz: ohhhhhhhhhhh
  • lehurrz: be friends with the legssssss
  • juria: hell yeah
  • juria: with my mouth
  • lehurrz: well duhhh
  • lehurrz: lol
  • juria: con mi boca
  • lehurrz: en su boca
  • juria: lollllllll
  • lehurrz: with su tongue
  • juria: con mi lengua!

Logical Reasoning 101

  • Instructor: What's the difference between symbiosis and parasitism?
  • Steve: Symbiosis is mutualism - both benefits. Parasitism is when one benefits and the other loses something.
  • Instructor: That's correct. I like to think of it as the difference between 69 and a blowjob.
  • juju: LOLWUT.

theduty:

Dick Towel

______ would love this.

We are here. And we must do something nurturing that we respect before we go. We must.

Toni Morrison

Is it weird that I like Toni Morrison as a person but that I don’t like her novels? I really just wanna like, have coffee with her. Maybe a beer. Get to the bottom of it, ya know?

(via christinefriar)

THANK YOU!  I’m glad someone finally said it.  ok, i sound super nerdy, whatever.  but it’s true.

theduty:

FYI.

theduty:

FYI.